Thursday, January 3, 2008

Ballad of Barbara Allen

Look what Roscoe Holcomb sent me today >>

Have a great night with your girlfriend!‏
From: Roscoe Holcomb (sypnibmfum@nibm.nl)
Sent: Thu 1/03/08 1:03 PM
Reply-to: sypnibmfum@nibm.nl
To: anthony@diablodulce.com
Joyful celebration to you!!!
Having asperity with your sexual life?
Our meds contend excellently with this trouble!

Retrieve your confidence, and have many splendid nights with your girl!

Unexpected but thoughtful. It's nice to see that he's keeping busy. Thank you Roscoe!

4 comments:

lucas said...

as·per·i·ty (-spr-t)
n. pl. as·per·i·ties
1.
a. Roughness or harshness, as of surface, sound, or climate: the asperity of northern winters.
b. Severity; rigor.
2. A slight projection from a surface; a point or bump.
3. Harshness of manner; ill temper or irritability.
[Middle English asperite, from Old French asprete, from Latin asperits, from asper, rough.]

anthonyaustin said...

Dammit- that's what I'm talking about. What kind of passive aggressive shit is that?

lucas said...

they don't call it a dick-tionary for nothin'

anthonyaustin said...

I will kill you little man.