Thursday, May 28, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Monday, May 4, 2009

Ship of Glass

The Felice Brothers, the exact and diametric opposite of the Jonas Brothers, have put out one of the most joyful, mournful and satisfying records you've heard in a long time. The Band and Dylan are obvious musical and geographic kin but the roots go deep and the water is wide.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Tween Beat

After subtly massaging the budding sexual urges of thousands of pre-teen worshipers who have worked themselves into a lusty frenzy, The Jonas Brothers ejaculate their horrid metaphor into the gaping maws of their Hannah Montana harem who have now completed their souls, having received the warm, foamy jism of their young male slavemasters.

More hilarity here.

Rain Day

Saturday, May 2, 2009